thank you for spreading the spoonerist bug, but be warned, once contracted, this disease never goes away and at its most aggressive the sufferer finds themselves (or rather, loses themselves) spoonerising every sentence that they encounter. spoonerists are everywhere, for instance, yesterday i drove past a building with a for sale sign that’s catch-phrase was Bart SMuy. if a spoonerist walked into a city and found that all the signs were sponerised already then they would become irrevocably depressed.
love to u, m + z.
ps. mohn jarsden is a cult leader cunt (note that cult and cunt are not spoonerisable)
December 20, 2008 at 1:09 pm |
it’s like one of those plastic tile puzzles – i wanna slide the squares around & find the ’solution’.
January 13, 2009 at 9:27 pm |
sparvelous moonerism!
January 14, 2009 at 9:34 pm |
i sent this post’s link to ian robertson accompanied by the text:
“kickknees spoonerism”.
he replied in-kind:
“there’s obviously a bout of it abit!”
January 14, 2009 at 9:54 pm |
hello jatrick pones,
thank you for spreading the spoonerist bug, but be warned, once contracted, this disease never goes away and at its most aggressive the sufferer finds themselves (or rather, loses themselves) spoonerising every sentence that they encounter. spoonerists are everywhere, for instance, yesterday i drove past a building with a for sale sign that’s catch-phrase was Bart SMuy. if a spoonerist walked into a city and found that all the signs were sponerised already then they would become irrevocably depressed.
love to u, m + z.
ps. mohn jarsden is a cult leader cunt (note that cult and cunt are not spoonerisable)
January 21, 2009 at 3:37 pm |
Yeah but ‘cunning stunt’ is eminently spoonerisable.